Wednesday, March 29, 2006

deep thought

i've always wanted to be the kind of guy that could get away with a nickname like "Animal" or "Snake". you know, and have like a scorpion tattoo, wear a shirt that says "guns don't kill people, i kill people", that sort of thing.

i wanna be the guy in the bar that gets whacked off the back of his head with a pool cue, and it just pisses him off. you know? just be a real tough guy, so when i say hi to someone instead of snapping their head back like a pez dispenser, they'll think "wow, what a nice guy," unfortunately, "ham sandwich" or "pillow" are much more suited nicknames, and ive never actually been in a fight, nevermind hit off the back of the head with a pool cue.....


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